North Berkshire’s jester, wielding wit’s sharp blade.
Reading’s rebel, mocking fame’s hollow shrine.
Pub-born philosopher, slicing through polite lies.
Music dreams faded, comedy’s crown claimed.
The Office birthed, redefining sitcom’s soul.
#GoldenGlobes roast, torching Hollywood’s sacred cows.
Atheist’s gospel, preached with unapologetic fire.
PC dogma’s foe, daring cancel’s cold grip.
His barbs: venom-tipped, aimed at power’s smug face.
Stand-up warrior, gut-punching society’s taboos.
Twitter’s gladiator, thriving in outrage’s storm,
@RickyGervais: truth’s blade, elite’s gnashing scourge.
Extras unveiled, stardom’s ego laid bare.
Trans debate sparked, words branded heretic.
His creed: free speech, no matter the mob’s roar.
Humanity’s stage, tearing woke’s fragile script.
Animal rights championed, fur trade’s blood called out.
κωμικός επαναστάτης, his laugh a rebel’s cry.
Offence as art, crafted with surgical scorn.
BBC’s darling, till his edge cut too deep.
His humour: a mirror to humanity’s flaws.
Golden Globes stage, roasting A-listers’ thin skins.
Epstein jabs landed, silence broke the room.
His grin: a taunt to the Establishment’s glare.
After Life bared, grief’s raw ache exposed.
Atheism’s armour, yet kindness his quiet code.
His heart: a paradox, fierce yet soft as dusk.
Cancel threats shrugged, freedom’s hill his stand.
Some screamed: “Bigot, punching down with glee.”
Others cheered a sage, slaying sacred lies.
Podcast empire built, banter slicing through noise.
Pint in hand, everyman’s voice stays true.
His legacy: laughter that stings, yet heals.
Derek’s warmth, showing care in broken lives.
Jane’s anchor, grounding wildest flights.
His craft: a tightrope walk over outrage’s flames.
From Reading’s streets to comedy’s global throne.
He wields his mic like a heretic’s torch-
burning through dogma, sparking truth’s stubborn light...